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April 27 2017

17:36
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bass-fucker:

katodown:

serenitydiviness:

prideling:

gunvolt:

im going to have a stroke

Instead try…

Person A: You know… the thing
Person B: The “thing”?
Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD

Also consider
Person A: pass me the thingy
Person B: Cual thingy?
Person A: The thingy on top of the deste

Sometimes bilingual peeps shuffle phrases while we think things through, just in case that language’s patterns trigger the right word or idea we want to use. But “turning off” language? Nah…

“Do you have a liga? You know, a… The fucking… the liga. The liga, that… El deste, para tu cabello. The hair… tie. Shit.”

Also, when I’m around other people who I share more than one language in common with, sometimes we’ll just mix them together because some concepts don’t translate well between languages and that could easily happen subconsciously.

MyBlackWings
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17:34

elricbrother:

My sexual orientation is straight

to the computer when I wake up

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April 24 2017

19:32

beemoviepd:

i sometimes wonder if people overanalyze their interactions with me but then i remember nobody cares about me that much

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19:32
I observe life
more than
I live it.
Jayme K
(via wordsnquotes)
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MyBlackWings
19:28
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nestregards:

you’ve been visited by money birb. reblog and good fortune will come your way.

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MyBlackWings
19:17
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who are you
I am you but potassium
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doublearabianpunchfrontlayout:

number368:

bigmammallama5:

winterstar95:

itswalky:

wackd:

itswalky:

spockvarietyhour:

HOW DID YOU FIND MY CRYING SHED

Been looking at this for a while, and something about it seemed off.  Something else is going on here, behind the scenes.  And it hit me.

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Look at where the floor is.  Her legs, in order to reach it, must be Liefeldian in length!  And then the obvious solution presented itself.

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She’s standing on a dog!

No wonder this man is in here crying. She is a monster.

Far be it from me to argue with someone with nineteen years and counting of artistic experience, but that is exactly what I’m going to do, right now! Watch me! 

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Yes, examination of that background and the marks on the floor of the shed lead me to the conclusion that there’s a great big hill of sand for her to be standing on. Thus obviously the reason he’s crying is that he’s just finished sweeping and now she’s letting all the sand in. As someone who spent many years at a summer camp with a sandy bank by the lake, and who was often made to sweep his own bunk, I can assure you that this is an unforgivable offense. Sand is the worst and there is always more of it. 

I will give you that there definitely appears to be sand.  However, it’s a clearly not a solid fixture of sand which would support the weight of an adult human woman.  

Unless…

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now he can’t even close the door

fuck you, lady

This is the reason I am on tumblr

#someone photoshop Anakin’s face on the guy

ok

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problem solved 

Y’all I came on tumblr for this kind of shit I’m so impressed

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April 23 2017

MyBlackWings
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stability:

this is beautiful

MyBlackWings
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poetsandwriters:

“Man, sometimes it takes you a long time to sound like yourself.”

—Miles Davis

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April 22 2017

20:09

cat-pun:

“you’re so polite!” thank you i have anxiety

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20:09

drakesideheaux:

Remembering u only got one life and you ain’t done shit but have depression 

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